my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

t-j-l-r:

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what does this even mean

yiff yiff

howtobeaheartbreaker:

attempting to hide ur sexuality like

khandystick:

johnlockers seem to have a highly colonialist attitude, they like to vomit all over other tags but the moment you do it to them they go “hey stop, that’s mean, why can’t we just get along?”

I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I WONDER WHY TOO.

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solangelandthehadleystreetdreams:

"Smegma is harmless. Excessive washing with soap may cause non-specific dermatitis and should be avoided."

graceebooks:

if you think you as a polysexual person in a straight relationship are LESS privileged than a gay person in a gay relationship along these axes fucking bye

graceebooks:

ok if you are a queer person in a straight relationship obviously you don’t have as much straight privilege as a straight person in a straight relationship but how the hell can anyone argue you don’t derive some significant measure of straight privilege from said straight relationship

it’s truly amazing how fundamentally the concept of privilege is misunderstood in a context in which it is held up as the lodestone of all sociocultural reality

remember when ben-c said we shouldn’t pick on bronies

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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kaineparkerr:

#givejamesvegaaboobwindow2k14

zevransbutt:

mass effect is a really good game that passes the bechdel test SEVERAL TIMES but there is literally no reason for a robot to have boobs, there is n o excuse for samaras boob window and it makes no sense for femshep to be as muscular as your average noodle