my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay
"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"
Reasons your fave is problematic
- Descended from Adam and thus bears the mark of Original Sin
Tom, I’m standing outside the Hadron particle super-collider in Switzerland, where authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a superconducting bending magnet created for use in tests with particle acceleration. The superconducting magnet was stolen sometime last week. Surveillance cameras were able to record the theft on tape and police are now looking for Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan. Caught here in these photos, the troubled rebel princess is seen taking the superconducting magnet and then appearing disoriented as she tries to find her way out. If you have any information on Princess Leia’s whereabouts, please call your local police department.
i can ship anything i want and no one has receipts to call out my shipping tastes