my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

(Source: ephemeralol)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

(Source: fuck-yeah-dreamworks)

icedcappjesus:

i just found a post on reddit with the entire navy seals meme in the shape of dickbutt
image

what a time to be alive

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

kaijuscience:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

(Source: schrodingersowen)

DAVE FRANCO COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN ZAC EFRON