my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

yeevil:

yeevil:

fluffychemist:

yeevil:

I’m like really close to being a twink and it’s scary

Maybe that means your pants will start falling off!! :D

drawstring, yo :P

so apparently the selfies i think are hot arent and the selfies i think are trash get over 1000 notes.  im so confused.  

 I mean to be fair even scrawnier you looks pretty good

yeevil:

yeevil:

fluffychemist:

yeevil:

I’m like really close to being a twink and it’s scary

Maybe that means your pants will start falling off!! :D

drawstring, yo :P

so apparently the selfies i think are hot arent and the selfies i think are trash get over 1000 notes. im so confused.

I mean to be fair even scrawnier you looks pretty good

(Source: otterscubsbears)

starfleetspectre:

yeah alright mshenko! lets kick some reaper ass! theres a third wheel somewhere round there and it’s probably james.

starfleetspectre:

yeah alright mshenko! lets kick some reaper ass! theres a third wheel somewhere round there and it’s probably james.

wyattsalazar:

spamfiles:

Eventually spam will be nothing but periods.

……. ………. ….. … $

wyattsalazar:

spamfiles:

Eventually spam will be nothing but periods.

……. ………. ….. … $

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

graceebooks replied to your post: graceebooks replied to your post “gra…

i meant purely economically; i thought your implied point was it wasn’t worth it and i was just confirming lol… but i don’t smoke either

ok ok yeah i figured as much… you need soooooooo much weed for it… sigh

lysol toilet bowl cleaner is 10% hydrochloric acid

instead of spending my fb money on school or rent or even sex stuff i use it to become a huge pos stoner

vapes look cool i kinda wanna get one