my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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Chris Pratt at the GQ Men Of The Year Party (November 17, 2010)

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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

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(Source: phantonhives)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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