my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

(Source: disksystem)

(Source: roijacobson)

eric left me hanging im suing

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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lindseybluth:

i can’t believe william shatner is 83

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

fornaxed:

mamoswineofficial:

fornaxed:

Straight boys curiously asking questions about anal sex

tell them that if you’re a bottom you’re weak

He was actually asking if his first time bottoming would be more painful than mine

Entirely hypothetical of course

mamoswineofficial:

fornaxed:

Straight boys curiously asking questions about anal sex

tell them that if you’re a bottom you’re weak

He was actually asking if his first time bottoming would be more painful than mine

(Source: maudelynn)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL