my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay
"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"
So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.
lysol toilet bowl cleaner is 10% hydrochloric acid
instead of spending my fb money on school or rent or even sex stuff i use it to become a huge pos stoner
vapes look cool i kinda wanna get one