my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

dinkywitch:

WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE?????

kazekagays:

☆
cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

tyrannosauruseric:

I need a haircut

tyrannosauruseric:

I need a haircut

  • boy:
  • girl:
  • the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
  • love does not exist
  • you're going to die some day

savethewales:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

I did meet a fake geek girl once.

We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.

We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.

I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.

Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.

This story was a riot from start to finish.

(Source: slow-riot)

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

longviewbillie:

i know this one, it’s wet yourself! at the party, right?

longviewbillie:

i know this one, it’s wet yourself! at the party, right?

kingcheddarxvii:

trillgamesh:

mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

i can’t get over just how poorly marketing departments understand gifs and how to make them

This looks like one of those digital picture frames from the early 2000s that has like a three-frame animation of a waterfall in it 

kingcheddarxvii:

trillgamesh:

mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

i can’t get over just how poorly marketing departments understand gifs and how to make them

This looks like one of those digital picture frames from the early 2000s that has like a three-frame animation of a waterfall in it