my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

ok good night hennies and hunties

(Source: oddpup)

drunktrophywife:

braig:

cyberpagan:

why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one

lukealive:

hurriking:

winandtonic:

Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.

ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US”

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

princeowl:

orcabelly:

some ppl on here like refuse to break mutuals even if u fucking can’t stand the person are you kidding me I will break a mutual so fast if you are a piece of shit??? my mutuals are bombass tho

those people lookin through their dash like

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i just applied for a full-time position at microsoft???? omg

femaledirector:

i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral

i cant think of anything more boring than gamora/peter when it comes to gotg shipping

nichole337vevo:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

is this bad girls club?

which season of bgc was this

(Source: textd)