my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, salvadoreño, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

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hahaimusingtheinternetz:

GOD

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE

what? i don’t get it it’s just a video of RollerCoaster Tycoon why would—

HOLY FUCK

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annabellioncourt:

floozys:

image

I AM CRYING

visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

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weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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(Source: girlunderme)

whenever marccus compliments me i’m like “no one ever get that boy glasses u hear me”

dan would eat darren criss’s ass if given the opportunity. let us pray for him