my name is alex. 20 years old, a boy, salvadoreño, and HELLA gay

"this is why i keep my bike frame packed with C4 and never go riding without a detonator inserted into my anus"

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zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

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brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

now that there are actually apps for it iOS’s health app is soooooo cool

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

i see people following me sometimes and im like you never even touch any of my posts? who are you? where did you come from?

im so hungry i hate y’all

interquast:

interquast:

ive only had chipotle once and i didnt care for it

at least when you’re eating taco bell, you KNOW it’s cheap and ur paying for what u get, but you’re eating chipotle expecting it to be really good bc you spent so much money and there’s all this hype but then u eat it and ur like wtf the fuck?

honestly i was expecting so much more from chipotle like

i’ve cooked better food myself